Ok Micah here it goes.
By the way this story could get a little graphic, so this gets a **** rate by Micah’s standards

My Stripper Neighbor

CHAPTER 1 1st Impressions

There is a house that is across the street from me. It is a rental house and it has been since it burned down 15 years ago. Many a renters have come and gone over the years, and I have some stories about them too, but this one takes the cake. I guess it’s been 2 years now since they moved THANK GOD!!! I love the renters now they are very sain and keep the house in good condition. And they don’t bother me.
As I was saying about two years ago this lady (scratch that) this WHORE, ya that sounds better, moved end. From a distance she LOOKS FUCKIN HOT as I said from a DISTANCE, so I’m like alright this is going to be great. Hot looking chick across the street. The first time she ever said anything to me, she was yelling. I had a red mustang at this time and well, ya have to let the ponies out every now and then, you just can’t help it. I was speeding down the end of my road (I live on a dead end street read the other BLOGS) and when I whipped into my drive way and got out of my car, she start yelling at me. Tells me, that I needed to slow down because she’s got kids and blah, blah, blah. I’m thinking I’ve lived at this spot for 35 years I don’t need somebody that only been here a week telling ME what to do. This event is Ironic in so many ways; because of where I work I can not go into any more details.
Anyway the school bus comes by one day a lets off three kids, two girls and a younger boy. The girls are good looking too, but there too young so I feel guilty about looking. Days go by my wife and finally meet her one day out in our yard. Will this is the first time I’ve met her face to face. She apologizes for yelling at me and thought I was some boy or something. I could tell at some point she was a very beautiful girl, but now her face was shrunken in and a little too skinny, not quiet bad skinny, but skinny. She was not nearly as sexy as I had pictured. I could tell right away that there wasn’t too may rocks in her head. I could tell she was giving me the once over, like you ever want to come over and fuck look, and my wife is standing right there too!!!! My wife doesn’t miss much either, she knew what was going on. My wife told me to stay away from her! Which just by talking to her she was nothing but trouble!!! It almost look as if she had be doing METH. One of the most profound statements she said (my Neighbor), she thought my wife and I were just roommates. Well we ended our conversation and went back to ours house, It all goes down hill from here boys and girls.

I’ve got ask my wife about all the details on this I can’t remember everything except the BJ’s and Tattoo above the Pussy.