Four moons ago, the Prophet met up with the1st and second horseman at the creek called the shoals. Just before arriving the 1st horseman was granted a great decreed by the Great Hilda. You are in Charge, Ill hand you these keys to the Vessel of Death and dont let any fowl creature, even YOU drive it and dont let the great Palace called Natty-uses River Lair burn to the ground. A great burden for the 1st horseman.
We brethren all turned wine to water. The 1st horseman brought with him a Water of life Funnel. He attempted a 4 beer funnel and was successful. This process was repeated several times that night and there was much rejoicing. We held off any fire and boat stealing attempts by chanting WTF! Then we passed out.
The next two sun rises and moons were about the same. With many a friends kind words and actions, we brethren turn many, many, many OK 20 to 30 cases of The Water of Life to water.
But Alas On the third sunrise Natty-us was still awake. He had drank the last vessel of The Water of Life and listening to James Brown at 11(Spinal Tap) at 5:30 am. Knowing this, He was sure to die. He did the only thing possible left to do. He stole the life force from the Keeper of the Cod! And a small battle ensued, but Death prevailed and was seen driving off in the Vessel of Death with his spoils and the riders with him.
That same morning The Keeper of the Cod was still none to happy, but after a chariot ride will the Great Princess of Rogersville and many visions, they returned with more Water of Life and everything was peaceful once again. After visiting the Island of Great rocks and Sand, we all parted and lived to ride again.


Big Al 26:1-54

Four moons ago, the Prophet met up with the1st and second horseman at the creek called the shoals. Just before arriving the 1st horseman was granted a great decreed by the Great Hilda. You are in Charge, Ill hand you these keys to the Vessel of Death and dont let any fowl creature, even YOU drive it and dont let the great Palace called Natty-uses River Lair burn to the ground. A great burden for the 1st horseman.
We brethren all turned wine to water. The 1st horseman brought with him a Water of life Funnel. He attempted a 4 beer funnel and was successful. This process was repeated several times that night and there was much rejoicing. We held off any fire and boat stealing attempts by chanting WTF! Then we passed out.
The next two sun rises and moons were about the same. With many a friends kind words and actions, we brethren turn many, many, many OK 20 to 30 cases of The Water of Life to water.
But Alas On the third sunrise Natty-us was still awake. He had drank the last vessel of The Water of Life and listening to James Brown at 11(Spinal Tap) at 5:30 am. Knowing this, He was sure to die. He did the only thing possible left to do. He stole the life force from the Keeper of the Cod! And a small battle ensued, but Death prevailed and was seen driving off in the Vessel of Death with his spoils and the riders with him.
That same morning The Keeper of the Cod was still none to happy, but after a chariot ride will the Great Princess of Rogersville and many visions, they returned with more Water of Life and everything was peaceful once again. After visiting the Island of Great rocks and Sand, we all parted and lived to ride again.


Big Al 26:1-54

Things that go Bump in the night.

Rock n Roll Jesus.....My first Trip

Where I live, the northwest cornner of Alabama, back in the early to late ninties and still today for the most part drugs are a way of live for some. We are known as the little Miami of the South, thats what a cop told me once. I was thinking DUH!! Well back then we all over did something or the other to the limit and learned lessons. Today Beer is my only drug.

Back in the day my cousin came to live with me and my wife, he had lost his apartment and needed a place to stay, so we said Yeah sure. Well we saw and did many crazy things during that year or so. I was introduce to anything I wanted and experanced life. I won't change anything at all. There are many stories during this time, I'll try to tell a few as the days go by and leave out any names and other unmentionables. Like I said this was years ago and everyone learned their limits.

One night we were all hanging out, we had about 5 other friends over to the house. We had aquired some Rockin Roll Jesus AKA(LSD). Well my cousin was an expert at trippin. One night he call just to tell us he had taken 8 hits at once, just so we would know. Anyway we all took a hit and waited. OOMY GOD THIS STUFF IS AWESOME!!!!
My cus said this was the most intense shit he's ever had, right then I knew I was in trouble.

It was a spring night very comfortable outside, we all went on the porch and a couple of other of my friends went to the back yard to just chill and lay in the grass. Everyones having a great time.

This is were the neighbors come in. Why is it alway my neighbors that cause a bad memoery. The house across the street was a rental (of Course) and the owners son and daughter lived there they we're pretty young like 19 or 21. So happens that night they we're also having a party mybe about 20 or 30 people.

We're all tripping our balls off when a couple of guys came over from across the street to talk, turns to find out they knew some of my friends there. Ok everythings fine. Two of the guys went into the side yard and hung out with my friends laying in the grass, but one guy stayed on the porch with my cus, my wife(shes not trippin), and Me. This guy keeps talking and he's drunk, all of a sudden he wants to know where his friend Wes is and we say he's in the side yard with his other buddy. Then he keeps asking the same question at least 5 more times and he gets the same response. This does not satisfying him, and accuses us of kidnapping his friend and we have him or have killed him. OK we're trippin but we know whats going on. At this point my cus is tripping HARD very HARD. He gets up and says "you need to leave dude, I'm tripping my balls off and your wigging us out go back across the street."

Well of course he an't gonna go, so things really go down hill. The next thing I know my cus is yelling and so is dude. My cus could fight real good and didn't lose many fights. Then they both stood up and reared there fist back to start to throw punches. My sorry ass gets up and gets between both of them and have each of my hands on both of thier chest to try to stop the fight. In a split second I realzed that, if they started now I was going to get hit!!!! I then realize I need to step back. So I did.

They started throwing punches and before I knew It there were 30 people in my yard at 1 am fighting. HOLLY HELL!!! My grandfather lived next door and my Mom and Dad lived two door down. I just knew the cops were coming and I'm tripping for the first time in my life!

Somehow the fight broke up and no cops came. My cus went to the back yard and talked to my dogs and he said they talked back to him. We all still had about 10 to 12 hours left on our trip too. My other friends said they saw dragons in the back yard and I kept think I could just walk forever and never go anywhere.

Owell I never tripped again! I'm too old for this shit.

Prophecy

Prophecy
Body: And It came to pass, that upon the first sunday after the full moon after the coming of spring, two horseman took an oath, the third horseman looked to the west, the fourth stood as an oak.

The third horsemen, unknown of his own predestined way wandered the many great lands of this world qouting Gensis 9:3 and awakening the silence of lambs of the coming! It comes a time when the uttered of the signal of the end of man's world and the coming of the Christ to gather his fold was to be spoken and he then returned to his birth rite. He spokenth the beginning pangs of our Lords coming; and he will utter; "If the first born child of two households of God turn from strong drink and many wines were turned to water, then Repeat! the time is near and go with full knowledge that thy world is fading, times are near indeed!"

Indeed the other chosen ones gathered together and the many wines were turned to water! All but the last horseman, Natty-ius who's ways were pure grain alcohol and much water! He is who holds the keys to the golden bar, the flowing vessel and the one who's yearly pilgramige to the Holy town of 'Dega to cleanse his soul and join his allotted brethren. He, yes he too will feel the call....

When all have fallen from the wagon of tempernce and the water of man is not tested, and those under state-controled custody are released or paroled, only then may the four horsemen unite upon the shores of Shoals Creek, near the place that is called Happy Hollow.

And when the four chosen ones assemble in the place of the higher power, strong dark stimulating drink and deep smoke to join their brethren, then and there the Lord will part the heavens and the four horsemen of the apocoplyse will raise and take hold of the world for all to make way for the nations to the de-nattfication the devil.... Then the whole damn world is going to end, asshole!"

Big Allen Hall 13:11