Four moons ago, the Prophet met up with the1st and second horseman at the creek called the shoals. Just before arriving the 1st horseman was granted a great decreed by the Great Hilda. You are in Charge, Ill hand you these keys to the Vessel of Death and dont let any fowl creature, even YOU drive it and dont let the great Palace called Natty-uses River Lair burn to the ground. A great burden for the 1st horseman.
We brethren all turned wine to water. The 1st horseman brought with him a Water of life Funnel. He attempted a 4 beer funnel and was successful. This process was repeated several times that night and there was much rejoicing. We held off any fire and boat stealing attempts by chanting WTF! Then we passed out.
The next two sun rises and moons were about the same. With many a friends kind words and actions, we brethren turn many, many, many OK 20 to 30 cases of The Water of Life to water.
But Alas On the third sunrise Natty-us was still awake. He had drank the last vessel of The Water of Life and listening to James Brown at 11(Spinal Tap) at 5:30 am. Knowing this, He was sure to die. He did the only thing possible left to do. He stole the life force from the Keeper of the Cod! And a small battle ensued, but Death prevailed and was seen driving off in the Vessel of Death with his spoils and the riders with him.
That same morning The Keeper of the Cod was still none to happy, but after a chariot ride will the Great Princess of Rogersville and many visions, they returned with more Water of Life and everything was peaceful once again. After visiting the Island of Great rocks and Sand, we all parted and lived to ride again.
Big Al 26:1-54
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